Wednesday, July 11, 2007
I wonder who the first guy was...
Who said "Why don't you get a better job!" When some kid asked him "Hey mister, how about a tip?"
I'm gonna start a band!
It's gonna be easy. I'll find a bunch of Mexicans and have them play pop-punk covers. We'll call the band GreenCard.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Is that a lower back tattoo?
T-Mobile strikes again!
Scene: 2 guys sitting in a diner eating. The Asian guy asks his white friend for another guy's work number. The white guy leans forward to get his cell phone out and his shirt rides up on his back. What is there? A tramp stamp.
Asian guy: "Is that a lower back tattoo?"
White guy: "Yeah, fresh ink"
Asian guy: "Player?"
White guy: "No man, playA"
The Asian guy whips out his phone and starts fiddling with it.
White guy: "What are you doing?"
Asian guy: "Taking you out of my 5. Possibly out of my life."
Kudos T-Mobile. I love your commercials above most cell phone provider commercials.
Scene: 2 guys sitting in a diner eating. The Asian guy asks his white friend for another guy's work number. The white guy leans forward to get his cell phone out and his shirt rides up on his back. What is there? A tramp stamp.
Asian guy: "Is that a lower back tattoo?"
White guy: "Yeah, fresh ink"
Asian guy: "Player?"
White guy: "No man, playA"
The Asian guy whips out his phone and starts fiddling with it.
White guy: "What are you doing?"
Asian guy: "Taking you out of my 5. Possibly out of my life."
Kudos T-Mobile. I love your commercials above most cell phone provider commercials.
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