tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26361662759307119302012-02-06T14:31:09.753-02:00Gimme a minute to think here...Ju-Nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803843202663165712noreply@blogger.comBlogger311100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2636166275930711930.post-35202901897704640142009-08-04T14:14:00.001-02:002009-08-04T14:14:41.297-02:00

Here's the video of my first time doing stand up comedy. It was a dream of mine and I finally achieved it. Now that my wedding is finished and I've had some time to work on some new material, I'll be doing it again. And of course I will record it (hopefully in video form, but at least in audio form) and share it here.

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I saw irony in action this morning on the bus. A skrawny, skinny little white chick gets on the train wearing an Apple Bottom jacket.That could be either irony or false advertsing. If you look at a woman's back and it says Apple Bottom, then that is what you'd expect to see. When you instead see... nothing... you can't help but laugh.

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I'm sure by now you've heard te abysmal "Party Like A Rock Star" by the Shop Boys. It's sets my eye twitching just thinking about the cries of 'Totalllllllly dude!"Yesterday on the radio I heard a crappy song sampling "Rock N' Roll All Nite" by Kiss and bragging about a rock star life.Seriously people, this is going too far. Sampling a rock song for a rap song is fine. A little unoriginal, but

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I'm a white male and I date a black woman, a relationship that unfortunately still causes some raised eyebrows from time to time. No one has ever said anything negative to my face, but on occasion you'll see those disproving stares or the sidelong glances.The other weekend though we were at a RaceTrac gas station getting their Icee knock-off, and as we walked in another guy was walking up to the

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It's a pill for Restless Leg Syndrome. Potential side effects? It can increase your desire to gamble and have sex. GREAT! BUt the restlessness of my legs has moved to my loins.

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Who said "Why don't you get a better job!" When some kid asked him "Hey mister, how about a tip?"

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It's gonna be easy. I'll find a bunch of Mexicans and have them play pop-punk covers. We'll call the band GreenCard.

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T-Mobile strikes again!Scene: 2 guys sitting in a diner eating. The Asian guy asks his white friend for another guy's work number. The white guy leans forward to get his cell phone out and his shirt rides up on his back. What is there? A tramp stamp.Asian guy: "Is that a lower back tattoo?"White guy: "Yeah, fresh ink"Asian guy: "Player?"White guy: "No man, playA"The Asian guy whips out his

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Was GREAT!Anyone who knows me in real life knows I have trouble watching movies sometimes. My inner cynic just won't shut off. I get pissed off at the impossible feats for some reason. I only had ONE moment like that, when a Nokia cellphone/PDA was used to do some crazy stuff. Aside from that I had a great time. Suprisingly the PG-13 didn't feel like much of a hinderance, though there is at

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I have a certain fondness for cell phone commercials. The new T Mobile commercial is brilliant.Two friends in a restaurant, one sees JLH in the other's Top 5. "Why is Jennifer Love Hewitt in you Top 5?" "We're kind of seeing each other" "Prove it. Call her."So the guy proceeds to call the JLH number in his phoen and asks if he left some green socks in her tub, and if she can wash them. He carries

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Anyone else find this piece of crap just a little offensive towards the people who are actually in places like Fallujah?

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Anyone who read a gaming magazine during the heydey of the SNES has (not so) fond memories of the print ads for Earthbound. The game was essentially a Japanese NES game that was ported to the SNES. Set in modern times, you ate hamburgers and drank sodas instead of taking health potions. Checking in barrels? Heck no. In the town of Onette you look in trash cans.So, it was a wonderful game,

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It was for some local couch place, stating they were going out of business, so we should come in and take advantage of their deals because they were closing at 8pm.The funny thing? It aired at 8:15pm.You think the advertising guy at that place had something to do with their going out of business?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhkHave you seen this commercial?I just saw it this evening, so it could be a little older, but I watch a fair bit of TV, so I think it's newish.The set up has 2 kids watching a video they've made which has just recieved one million views. The video in question? An ostrich with a Chuck Norris head.HOW FUNNY!Wait... no... I meant:HOW LATE!Honestly, Chuck

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In the episode "Prick Up Your Ears" Mayor Adam West orders a pizza. When the pizza man comes, West opens the pizza box and goes "You brought me canadian bacon, and I wanted regular bacon!" and throws the pizza box down.In college we would order two pizzas. One pepperoni and one canadian bacon. A few times the pizza place would send one with regular bacon. Then we would call them up, inform

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And that is the ads for Ratchet and Klank. The commercials are all similar, just like the games. And also similar to the games, they're consistently good.The current commercial is for the PSP version of the game. The kids are showing off the new shrink ray. It's a quasi-nightvision shot during a a camping trip. Four guys are gonna use the shrink ray so that the one guy can see the girls

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I hate the current Axe commercial. Their commercials are pretty lowbrow, but this one is just... I'm suprised it's still on the air. I would have thought a feminist group would havescreamed to high heaven by now.There are several versions of different length, but in general it's a mass of attractive women in bikini's swimming, running through a jungle, and hurdling over one another in an

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I'm an Accountant, so I have a better than average grasp of financial issues. One thing that continues to mystify me is how on one hand we are happy that consumer spending is up and then lament the negative savings rate.If the savings rate has been negative for awhile now, wouldn't it seem that the only way consumer spending could go up is if savings continued to go negative.We also wring our

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If you do a google search for "Verizon Envy commercial" my blog is the first site that pops up. It's nothing huge, but I still think it's pretty cool.

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I'm referring of course to HP's most recent "Making the Computer Personal Again" commercial. During Christmas they aired a commercial showing the torso of Santa Claus, and the voice discussing what he does with his laptop was supplied by Tim Allen. This was likely done as a little cross promotion for The Santa Clause 3. But now the commercial has the same visuals and supplies another generic

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I hate the idea of dating. There, I said it. I hate the idea of dating.Now, there are plenty of women my age who I'd like to have a relationship with. It's just the whole developing the relationship part that sucks. These days it seems like dating is a competition, that I'd have to constantly be coming up with new fun stuff to do for a least the first few months so I could keep her

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is also one of my new favorites, simply because it features Bruce Campbell. It's a comercial for Old Spice.The next time I see it on, I'll pause the old Tivo and proide a transcript so you can see how confusing it is. It literally makes little sense, but it's still great, just because Campbell is so awesome.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1OxkFOK18&eurl=Forget a transcript, we have the every

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This has been a great year so far for commercials that appeal to me. Next up is the current Sonic commercial, in which a man and a woman in the car discussing a new sandwhich of some sort with bacon. As a person who loves bacon, the guy insisting that pretty much everything there is to know is encoded on his DNA cracks me up.So it works as entertainment, but as an ad it fails because I don't

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And again it goes to LG and Verizon, the same people behind the last commercial for the Envy phone I discussed.This phon starts in a nicely lit kitchen, with a father, daughter, and son standing in various spots. The dad talks about the Chocolate phone his daughter got, and the Envy phone his son got, and how they both got "The Network." With his shilling done he moaps the line "What did dad

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I have seen 2 terrible commercials for 2 rotten products. I'm sure by now you've seen a commercial for the Kidz Bop CD's (now in their 11th iteration), which take popular music from the radio and make it "kid friendly" by having children sing them and changing some lyrics.These discs usually sell pretty well, and it is only natural that there would be copy cats (such as last year's reggaeton disc

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I'm starting early with my list of my favorite commercials. I'm gonna update it as I see good commercials, and if I get sick of a commercial it will be stricken from the list. (or added to a spearate post of commercials I am sick of prehaps)1) Verizon's Envy commercial. It starts with an attractive blonde staring into a mirrored window, and the word "Vanity" appears ont he screen, in gothic

Ju-Nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803843202663165712noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2636166275930711930.post-80291401167113711632006-12-28T10:06:00.000-02:002006-12-28T10:22:17.462-02:00

My sis tagged me, so here we go!1. What is guaranteed to make you smile over the holidays?Definetly going to grandma's house and seeing family. While some people don't show their faces anymore, there are plenty of cousins who are growing up and are actually almost adults, and plenty of younger cousins who love me.2. What makes you weepy during the holidays?Nada. I'm not much of a crying person.

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Here's a link to lyrics if you're unfamilair with the song (you shoudl be so lucky):http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/rihanna/unfaithful.htmlHere's the gist of the tale told in the song. A woman in a relationship laments not being able to find the right guy. She's with a guy, but still searching, and is in fact seeing another man on the side, who she seems to want to be with more. She realises

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Incense!I went to my local mall today because I needed a new belt. I parked by the Macy's but decided to take a jaunt through the coridoors of the mall, prehaps get a pretzel and pick up Speaker of the Dead.So I walk through the store, and my nose is asaulted by the perfume counter, and I'm jonesing for the fresh air beyond the MAcy's, waiting for the delightful smells of the dwindling food

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I recieved a menu announcing the Grand Opening of China Panda, serving Chinese and Thai food.Bear with me for a moment, as I describe the front of the menu. See if you can spot theThey proudly cook in 100% vegetable oil, announced in a bubble at the top of the menu!Directly across from that is another bubble, which announes "New York Style"wait a second.....let that sink in.....New York Style

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So nobody steal it.Here goes:"Driving in Atlanta traffic has made me a cruel person. The other morning I hopped in the car and turned to a traffic report to determine my route and I heard 'cident. Once against that is a fatality accident on 575 northbound.' and my first thought wasn't 'How horrible, someone died!' no, instead it was 'Thank G-d that's not on my route!"

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